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Hay ocasiones en la vida que querr\u00edas fundirte o matar alguien. Ocasiones en las que est\u00e1s centrado al 150% en lo que est\u00e1s haciendo y te olvidas de todo, no hay espacio ni tiempo. Solo existes t\u00fa fundido mental y f\u00edsicamente con tu tarea. Todo es perfecto, todo est\u00e1 conectado c\u00f3smicamente. Pero un graciosillo decide mover bruscamente la aguja del tocadiscos, rayando ese momento m\u00e1gico, dej\u00e1ndote descolocado y furioso por haberte devuelto a la rutina.<\/p>\n

Yo estaba absorto viendo la televisi\u00f3n<\/strong>, levantado de la silla de la cocina, disfrutando del Borussia – Madrid<\/strong>. F\u00fatbol total. Las hordas germanas atacando sin cesar el castillo de Casillas. Solo faltaba un golpe de ariete para derribar la puerta blanca y materailizar la remontada. El Madrid aguantando numantinamente, utilizando a fogonazos contras peligros\u00edsimas. Buscando el gol de la tranquilidad. Intensidad a raudales, idas y venidas sin cesar, oportunidades clar\u00edsimas por ambos bandos. Champions League<\/strong>\u00a0en estado puro. F\u00fatbol de patio de colegio. En un minuto tanto pod\u00eda caer el 3-0 como el 2-1. Los banquillos al borde del colapso…<\/p>\n

Y en el minuto 85, en pleno festival futbol\u00edstico<\/strong>, el comentarista de TVE<\/strong> anuncia, en medio su locuci\u00f3n deportiva, que \u00abma\u00f1ana podremos disfrutar de Masterchef y que despu\u00e9s del partido veremos Los Misterios de Laura\u00bb. Si hubiera tenido un cuchillo a mano, \u00bfadivinad d\u00f3nde se lo hubiera clavado misteriosamente?. Momento bochornoso y horroroso para romper el cl\u00edmax de la retransmisi\u00f3n<\/strong>. Ray\u00f3 tan fuerte el disco que lo parti\u00f3…<\/p>\n

\u00bfRecuerdas tu \u00faltimo coitus interruptus?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hay ocasiones en la vida que querr\u00edas fundirte o matar alguien. Ocasiones en las que est\u00e1s … \u00bfCoitus interruptus?<\/span>Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,7],"tags":[346,345,1056,107,347,348,344],"class_list":["post-1257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-en-las-tricheras","category-futbol","tag-borussia","tag-champions-league","tag-futbol","tag-madrid","tag-retransmision","tag-television","tag-tve"],"yoast_head":"\n\u00bfCoitus interruptus?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Hay ocasiones en la vida que querr\u00edas fundirte o matar alguien. 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