{"id":2200,"date":"2015-01-09T12:34:24","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T11:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=2200"},"modified":"2015-01-09T12:34:24","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T11:34:24","slug":"odias-quien-te-trae-carbon-parte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=2200","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfOdias a quien te trae carb\u00f3n? Parte I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A\u00fan est\u00e1 reciente, a flor de piel, el resquemor que te queda cuando los Reyes no te han tra\u00eddo lo que hab\u00edas pedido con tanta ilusi\u00f3n y ansias&#8230; Que no te traigan lo que ped\u00edas, pasa. Pero hay algo a\u00fan m\u00e1s hiriente: que te dejen carb\u00f3n en el lugar de debajo del \u00e1rbol que deber\u00eda haber ocupado tu flamante regalo. Te importa un huevo si es de az\u00facar o carb\u00f3n real. Te jode y punto. Y pones cara de rottweiler ante el culpable de semejante cagada. Los Reyes Magos solo vienen una vez al a\u00f1o, as\u00ed que 365 d\u00edas pueden ser eternos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Como eterna ser\u00e1 la espera de un <strong>Bar\u00e7a<\/strong> a la deriva, que no sabe a lo que juega, con su estrella a cuchillo con el entrenador y con un club que estar\u00e1 todo el a\u00f1o en campa\u00f1a electoral. Mientras le salen a su presidente <strong>Bartomeu<\/strong> frentes por todos lados, ha decidido romper relaciones con la FIFA como <strong>medida<\/strong>\u00a0ante la <strong>sanci\u00f3n<\/strong>\u00a0impuesta por la causa de los menores de La Masia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Su <a title=\"Medidas FC Barcelona contra FIFA\" href=\"http:\/\/futbol.as.com\/futbol\/2015\/01\/07\/primera\/1420652041_831347.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>rabieta<\/strong><\/a> consiste en no ir a la Gala del <a title=\"Gala Bal\u00f3n de Oro 2015\" href=\"http:\/\/es.fifa.com\/ballon-dor\/organisation\/gala-format.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Bal\u00f3n de Oro 2015<\/strong><\/a> (en la que encima tiene un futbolista de su equipo como finalista), le enviar\u00e1 una dura carta a Joseph Blatter y romper\u00e1 relaciones con la <strong>FIFA<\/strong> mientras dure la sanci\u00f3n. La verdad que la tr\u00edada de decisiones da m\u00e1s miedo que <a title=\"Trailer El exorcismo de Emily Rose\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4Ch1yyvmIr4\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>El exorcismo de Emily Rose<\/strong><\/a>. Parece, m\u00e1s que una decisi\u00f3n meditada, una rabieta de Nobita cuando <a title=\"Doraemon\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Doraemon\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Doraemon<\/strong><\/a> no <span style=\"color: #252525;\">saca de su bolsillo m\u00e1gico lo que \u00e9l necesita. Si me parece una gilipollez elevada a la en\u00e9sima potencia que est\u00e9s de morros todo un a\u00f1o porqu\u00e9 tu pareja no ha cumplido con tus expectativas en Reyes, \u00bflo que le pasa a Bartomeu es diferente?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00bfSi crees que te han tratado injustamente te gusta mostrar tu enfado? \u00bfO eres de los que se centran en c\u00f3mo resolver el problema?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>photo credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sony_tagor\/8319668252\/\">SonyTagor<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/photopin.com\">photopin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-sa\/2.0\/\">cc<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u00fan est\u00e1 reciente, a flor de piel, el resquemor que te queda cuando los Reyes no &hellip; <a title=\"\u00bfOdias a quien te trae carb\u00f3n? 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