{"id":256,"date":"2013-07-08T00:53:15","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T22:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2013-08-23T01:08:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T23:08:09","slug":"a-que-no-hay-huevos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfA que no hay huevos?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Generalmente, los machos alfa dirimen su supremac\u00eda en el grupo enfrent\u00e1ndose&#8230; a ver qui\u00e9n los tiene m\u00e1s gordos. Pero en el mundo colaborativo del siglo XXI, intentas mostrar tu superioridad arrastrando a alguna v\u00edctima contigo, al un\u00edsono del testoster\u00f3nico <strong>\u00bfa que no hay huevos?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Una ma\u00f1ana de verano de 2009, desayunando con mi compa\u00f1ero de trabajo Mario, nos retamos el uno al otro a <strong><a title=\"Triatl\u00f3n Barcelona\" href=\"http:\/\/www.garminbarcelonatriathlon.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">hacer un triatl\u00f3n<\/a><\/strong> en octubre, de distancia m\u00ednima (400 metros nadando, 10 KM en bici y 2,5 KM corriendo) pero todo un reto para unos novatos como nosotros en este deporte. Tras un par de meses de auto-entrenamiento bastante an\u00e1rquico lleg\u00f3 el momento de probarse el neopreno que hab\u00eda alquilado para la ocasi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Era la primera vez que me pon\u00eda un neopreno<\/strong> y ya me hab\u00edan comentado que costaba bastante \u00a0de ajustarse. La verdad que ten\u00eda serias dudas de c\u00f3mo iba a meter mi cuerpo en ese fino y estrecho traje. Y no tuve mejor ni m\u00e1s brillante idea que enfund\u00e1rmelo delante de mi mujer, sentada en el sof\u00e1, como un jurado televisivo esperando a dar el veredicto al finalizar mi \u00abactuaci\u00f3n\u00bb. Tras casi media hora de esfuerzo y mucho, mucho sudor, consegu\u00ed pon\u00e9rmelo. Y pensar que desp\u00faes de aquello ten\u00eda que meterme en el mar a nadar&#8230; buffff!!! Literalmente me hab\u00eda hecho la depilaci\u00f3n l\u00e1ser en brazos y piernas, el neopreno no deslizaba apenas y a tirones acab\u00f3 entrando&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tras comprobar que todo estaba bien me dispuse a sacarme, victorioso, el traje. Y cuando empec\u00e9 a sacarme ese neopreno que me ten\u00eda empapado en sudor vi que hab\u00eda unos logos en la parte interior&#8230; \u00bfY a qui\u00e9n se le ocurre meter publicidad en la parte de dentro? Y ah\u00ed todo cobr\u00f3 sentido: la dificultad, el sudor, los tirones, la depilaci\u00f3n l\u00e1ser gratuita&#8230; <strong>!!!Me lo hab\u00eda puesto del rev\u00e9s!!!\u00a0<\/strong>Mi mujer, muerta de la risa, contagi\u00f3 de carcajadas mi desconcierto. Solo pude hacer una cosa, re\u00edrme y aceptarlo con deportividad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00bfCu\u00e1ndo fue la \u00faltima vez que te re\u00edste con un rid\u00edculo propio?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>photo credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elmarcelo\/2981249099\/\">marfaroj<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/photopin.com\">photopin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-sa\/2.0\/\">cc<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Generalmente, los machos alfa dirimen su supremac\u00eda en el grupo enfrent\u00e1ndose&#8230; a ver qui\u00e9n los tiene &hellip; <a title=\"\u00bfA que no hay huevos?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=256\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00bfA que no hay huevos?<\/span>Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,31],"tags":[77,78,1058],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-en-las-tricheras","category-triatlon","tag-ridiculo","tag-risa","tag-triatlon"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.8.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>\u00bfA que no hay huevos?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Generalmente, los machos alfa dirimen su supremac\u00eda en el grupo enfrent\u00e1ndose... a ver qui\u00e9n los tiene m\u00e1s gordos. 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