{"id":2764,"date":"2015-06-05T10:14:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-05T08:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=2764"},"modified":"2015-06-05T10:14:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T08:14:07","slug":"entra-me-da-la-risa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=2764","title":{"rendered":"Entra t\u00fa, que a m\u00ed me da la risa&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a title=\"Eugenio\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eugenio_%28humorista%29\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Saben aquel que diu<\/strong><\/a> que dos ladrones quieren entrar a robar en un bajo. El due\u00f1o del piso, m\u00e1s listo que los amantes de lo ajeno, lo tiene todo dispuesto para sorprenderlos. \u00a0Les deja una ventana abierta, con la persiana medio bajada, y espera pacientemente ataviado con un bate de b\u00e9isbol&#8230; Y cuando el primer ladr\u00f3n asoma la cabeza&#8230; BOOOOOOM!!!! Le cae un batazo en plena cara. El pobre, aturdido y tap\u00e1ndose la boca, se gira a su compa\u00f1ero de fechor\u00edas y le dice: \u00abEntra t\u00fa, que a m\u00ed me da la risa\u00bb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Este <strong>chiste<\/strong>, magistralmente narrado y teatralizado por mi amigo Javi, hace que me parta de risa. Es sencillo y aburdo, pero a m\u00ed me hace mucha gracia&#8230; Como sencilla, absurda y graciosa es la <strong>declaraci\u00f3n<\/strong> de <strong>Nicol\u00e1s Maduro<\/strong> antes los \u00faltimos acontecimientos que est\u00e1n fulminando la imagen de la <strong>FIFA<\/strong>. Dentro de un esc\u00e1ndalo de magnitudes c\u00f3smicas -con sobornos a tutipl\u00e9n, pagos para callar bocas (la <a title=\"FIFA paga a Irlanda por su eliminaci\u00f3n del Mundial 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/deportes.elpais.com\/deportes\/2015\/06\/04\/actualidad\/1433438326_438276.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>FIFA dio dinero a Irlanda<\/strong><\/a> para que no recurriera en la justicia ordinaria su clamorosa eliminaci\u00f3n del mundial de 2010)-, me parto con la idea del <strong>presidente de Venezuela<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Para resolver todo el desaguisado propone a <a title=\"Maduro propone a Maradona para presidir la FIFA\" href=\"http:\/\/deportes.elpais.com\/deportes\/2015\/06\/03\/actualidad\/1433345626_380789.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Maradona<\/strong><\/a>, un futbolista de leyenda que con m\u00e1s pena que gloria ha pasado por la vida luchando para intentar gobernarse a s\u00ed mismo. Su f\u00fatbol era m\u00e1gico, aunque siempre se rode\u00f3 de una absoluta oscuridad que le acab\u00f3 apagando por completo&#8230; \u00bfY este tipo es el salvador que estamos todos esperando? \u00bfNo existir\u00e1 alg\u00fan futbolista m\u00e1s preparado? No s\u00e9, entra t\u00fa que a m\u00ed me da la risa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00bfSolo hablas de los temas que conoces en profundidad? \u00bfO t\u00fa opinas de lo que sea, al m\u00e1s puro estilo tertuliano en Tele5?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>photo credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/49368299@N00\/2414746261\">JeJeJe<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/photopin.com\">photopin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">(license)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saben aquel que diu que dos ladrones quieren entrar a robar en un bajo. 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