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Los coloca cuidadosamente en el bidet que est\u00e1 justo al lado del w\u00e1ter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mientras cumpl\u00eda con mi rutina de preparar los bocadillos para el desayuno, Oriol empez\u00f3 a pedir auxilio entre sollozos\u2026 En el trasiego de mover, coger, dejar y clasificar estampas, la joya de la corona -Messi Bal\u00f3n de Oro- se le col\u00f3 entre las piernas y acab\u00f3 dentro del agua, entre detritos\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Con la precisi\u00f3n de un forense de CSI me arremangu\u00e9 el jersey y rescat\u00e9 al maltrecho Messi y lo dej\u00e9 en barbecho, sec\u00e1ndose, en el m\u00e1rmol del lavabo. 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