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Estoy en pleno proceso de divorcio con las parrilladas y las carnes a la brasa. Desde hace un par de a\u00f1os las encaro con suculenta pasi\u00f3n, pero siempre acaban con mi est\u00f3mago revuelto y ultrapesado; como si me hubiera comido un ciervo entero sin despedazar. Ayer fue mi \u00faltimo episodio de desavenencia c\u00e1rnica a la hora de comer. Antes de acabar el plato ya supe que la hab\u00eda vuelto a cagar y comprend\u00ed que me esperaba una sobremesa que no estar\u00eda, ni de lejos, entre mis top 10.<\/p>\n

Esas tardes interminables, aburridas, presididas por una gris mezcla de desasosiego y desaz\u00f3n, en las que no te espera nada excitante, me llevan al mismo escenario cuando pienso en Leo Messi<\/strong>. Qu\u00e9 pereza, por el amor de Dios, aguantarlo la pr\u00f3xima temporada… Desde hace a\u00f1os, y en paralelo a la progresiva decadencia del Bar\u00e7a en los \u00faltimas temporadas, sobrevolaban teor\u00edas sobre qu\u00e9 pasar\u00eda cuando se fuera Messi y lo mucho que se iba a echar de menos… Ley de vida y momento cat\u00e1rtico colectivo para crear un nuevo proyecto ganador.<\/p>\n

B\u00e1sicamente no se ha ido<\/strong><\/a>, porqu\u00e9 las cadenas de su contrato eran muy pesadas (las mismas que le han hecho ser el mejor pagado del mundo<\/strong><\/a> con un bal\u00f3n en los pies). Como socio considero que fue muy sucio lo que hizo, enviar un triste burofax sin dar la cara. Para m\u00ed ya es como una pesada barbacoa de fin de semana, rematado a puerta vac\u00eda con una gran vaso de agua y sal de frutas Eno<\/strong><\/a>, Una historia \u00e9pica con un final de rabo entre las piernas…<\/p>\n

\u00bfTe cansas de golpe de las cosas?<\/p>\n

photo credit: CarbonNYC [in SF!] Hippo Indigestion<\/a> via photopin<\/a> (license)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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