{"id":846,"date":"2013-11-29T11:23:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T10:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=846"},"modified":"2013-11-29T11:23:14","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T10:23:14","slug":"yo-soy-el-que-la-tiene-mas-larga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=846","title":{"rendered":"Yo la tengo m\u00e1s larga&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Esto promete a culebr\u00f3n y desprop\u00f3sito en estado puro. Como una reuni\u00f3n de veintea\u00f1eros testoster\u00f3nicos alrededor de una mesa presidida por una ruleta de chupitos. En esas veladas las disputas verbales (en el mejor de los casos, si no pasan a un estadio intelectual superior en el que se emplea el f\u00edsico) se dirimen como lo hacen <a title=\"Personajes South Park\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anexo:Personajes_de_South_Park\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski y Stan Marsh<\/strong><\/a>: Y TU M\u00c1S!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En Madrid est\u00e1n quemando las naves para que <strong>Cristiano Ronaldo<\/strong> se lleve el Bal\u00f3n de Oro en el tiempo a\u00f1adido. Lo escenificaron con el c\u00e9lebre <a title=\"Campa\u00f1a Cristiano Bal\u00f3n de Oro\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.20minutos.es\/al-contragolpe-futbol\/2013\/11\/27\/el-publico-del-bernabeu-se-vuelca-con-cristiano-45-000-caretas-y-un-tifo-gigante\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>show del mi\u00e9rcoles en el Bernabeu<\/strong><\/a> -con los espectadores cantando y mostrando las 45.000 caretas del astro luso. Se ha establecido una conexi\u00f3n francogermana, liderada por comunicados del seleccionador franc\u00e9s y del presidente de honor del Bayern para que <strong>Franck Rib\u00e9ry<\/strong> se lleve este galard\u00f3n. Y desde Par\u00eds, el indomable <strong>Zlatan Ibrahimovic<\/strong>, sostiene que no le importa qui\u00e9n lo gane, siempre que \u00e9l no sea el vencedor. Adem\u00e1s ha soltado la perlita que no le hace falta que le den tal reconocimiento para saberse el mejor jugador del planeta. Vaya, que el amigo no necesita cari\u00f1o, se basta \u00e9l solo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mientras <strong>Messi<\/strong> est\u00e1 desaparecido en combate (recuper\u00e1ndose de su en\u00e9sima lesi\u00f3n muscular en 2013-), Rib\u00e9ry dice que, aunque haya marcado menos goles que Cristiano, siembra m\u00e1s desequilibrio entre las defensas. Y Cristiano, que se ve m\u00e1s cerca que nunca del galard\u00f3n como madridista, se hace el despistado diciendo que a \u00e9l no le obsesiona este premio (el mismo futbolista que se retuerce en su asiento cada vez Messi le ha birlado el honor de ser el n\u00famero 1).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">El 13 de enero se comunicar\u00e1 el ganador de la votaci\u00f3n m\u00e1s convulsa e irregular de los \u00faltimos a\u00f1os. Capitanes y seleccionadores decidir\u00e1n el mejor futbolista del a\u00f1o. Mientras tanto, los veintea\u00f1eros se seguir\u00e1n discutiendo a ver qui\u00e9n la tiene m\u00e1s larga&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00bfEs importante para ti saberte bueno, el mejor? \u00bfTe obsesiona el reconocimiento de los dem\u00e1s?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>photo credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/thepeachpeddler\/7363017132\/\">thepeachpeddler *DO NOT FM ME, PLEASE*<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/photopin.com\">photopin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">cc<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esto promete a culebr\u00f3n y desprop\u00f3sito en estado puro. 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