{"id":8539,"date":"2023-05-04T17:58:52","date_gmt":"2023-05-04T15:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8539"},"modified":"2023-05-04T18:01:54","modified_gmt":"2023-05-04T16:01:54","slug":"te-sorprendes-medio-choque-trenes-parte-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8539","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfTe sorprendes en medio de un choque de trenes? (parte 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mientras nos ponemos de rodillas (en plan palabrita de ni\u00f1o Jes\u00fas) a la vez que lloramos a moco tendido, a la espera que <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lavanguardia.com\/deportes\/fc-barcelona\/20230504\/8942641\/tebas-messi-vuelve-sera-cobrando-psg.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>vuelva nuestro ex m\u00e1s ilustre<\/strong><\/a> (<em>spoiler<\/em>, pereza m\u00e1xima), al <strong>Bar\u00e7a<\/strong> le ha vuelto a estallar otra bomba en los morros. Con la<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sport.es\/es\/noticias\/barca\/mateu-alemany-barca-86794784\" target=\"_blank\">repentina marcha de su director de f\u00fatbol<\/a><\/strong>, los azulgrana ejecutan un ins\u00f3lito ejercicio de promesas con credibilidad cero en la casilla de salida, o lo que en t\u00e9rminos marquetinianos podr\u00edamos catalogar como una \u00ab<em>overpromise storytelling<\/em>\u00bb en toda regla.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Su <a href=\"https:\/\/monesport.cat\/es\/fc-barcelona\/el-club\/mateu-alemany-motivos-aston-villa-316257\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>cambio al Aston Villa<\/strong><\/a>, teniendo en cuenta los equilibrios econ\u00f3micos que tendr\u00e1 que ejectutar el club azulgrana durante los pr\u00f3ximos a\u00f1os (o alguna que otra d\u00e9cada) y el pastizal que va a cobrar a partir del 30 de junio, est\u00e1 m\u00e1s que justificado. Pero lo m\u00e1s gracioso, ultrapasando la pena y el rid\u00edculo es que en el comunicado a los medios se sostiene que\u00a0<strong>Alemany<\/strong>, en un alarde de buena voluntad, va a encargarse de cerrar fichajes, si es preciso y necesario, cuando ya tenga contrato con los de Birmingham. El chiste es entre buen\u00edsimo, \u00e9pico e ins\u00f3lito.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">El choque de trenes entra la ficci\u00f3n del <strong>storytelling<\/strong> del <strong>Bar\u00e7a<\/strong> (que solo se aguanta en un papel o una pantalla de ordenador) y la realidad es simple y llanamente terror\u00edfico, con un ingente balance de muerte y destrucci\u00f3n. Ahora que el club se ha <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sport.es\/es\/noticias\/barca\/fc-barcelona-cerrara-barca-tv-86574551#:~:text=El%20FC%20Barcelona%20cerrar%C3%A1%20su,debido%20a%20las%20p%C3%A9rdidas%20econ%C3%B3micas.\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>cargado su canal de TV<\/strong><\/a>, podr\u00edan inclinarse por explorar nuevos mercados audiovisuales, avalados por guionistas que\u00a0ideen historias atractivas (y no del estilo Paco Mart\u00ednez Soria, m\u00e1s simples que el mecanismo de un chupete).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00bfTe evades de la realidad pensando que el personal es tonto?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Imagen de <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/es\/users\/prawny-162579\/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=1823642\">Prawny<\/a> en <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/es\/\/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=1823642\">Pixabay<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mientras nos ponemos de rodillas (en plan palabrita de ni\u00f1o Jes\u00fas) a la vez que lloramos &hellip; <a title=\"\u00bfTe sorprendes en medio de un choque de trenes? 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