{"id":8576,"date":"2023-05-30T13:46:11","date_gmt":"2023-05-30T11:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8576"},"modified":"2023-05-30T13:54:34","modified_gmt":"2023-05-30T11:54:34","slug":"sales-cubrir-expediente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8576","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfSales solo a cubrir el expediente?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tras el <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zfB32hRdbOM\" target=\"_blank\">descenso del RCD Espanyol a segunda divisi\u00f3n<\/a><\/strong>, lleg\u00f3<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>el <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lpXixcSSeB4\" target=\"_blank\">comunicado institucional<\/a><\/strong> de turno.\u00a0Con una escenograf\u00eda 100% <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nobbot.com\/que-es-boomer-ok-boomer\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>boomer<\/strong><\/a><\/em>\u00a0, podr\u00edas etiquetarlo con miles de adjetivos, entre los que excluir\u00eda \u00abatrayente\u00bb, \u00abmotivador\u00bb o \u00abemocionante\u00bb. Se trata de 2:58 segundos dif\u00edciles de tragar, tan complicados como deglutir un plato de acelgas hervidas despu\u00e9s de prometer, media hora antes, a un ni\u00f1o pollo rebozado con patatas fritas. Si te gustan los mensajes manidos y vac\u00edos, este es tu discurso:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Topicazo 1: Perd\u00f3n, os hemos fallado.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Topicazo 2: Autocr\u00edtica, no hemos estado a la altura.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Topicazo 3: Volveremos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tras el minuto, gracias al tono de mantra monocorde de <strong>Chen Yansheng<\/strong>, ya te entran una ganas irrefrenables de colgarte con el cable de alimentaci\u00f3n del ordenador. Pero sigues, con la esperanza que en los dos siguientes aparezca la magia. Pero te das cuenta que no, que te toca doble raci\u00f3n m\u00e1s de v\u00eddeo sopor\u00edfero. Quitas la bandera de atrezo y algunas referencias como \u00abpericos\u00bb, \u00abequipo centenario\u00bb, \u00abdescenso a segunda\u00bb y \u00abvisca l&#8217;Espanyol\u00bb y el discurso podr\u00eda ser de un club de cualquier disciplina deportiva que se juegue a lo largo y ancho del planeta Tierra.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Es tan s\u00f3rdido y triste el mensaje que, m\u00e1s que llenar de esperanza el futuro blanquiazul, parece un cierre al estilo \u00abel \u00faltimo que cierre la puerta\u00bb. As\u00ed no se alimenta la esperanza de una <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=isUbrBkLAsg\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Maravillosa Minoria<\/strong><\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00bfLa cagas con el discurso? \u00bfO b\u00e1sicamente sales a cubrir el expediente?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagen de <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/es\/users\/graphicmama-team-2641041\/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=1892023\">GraphicMama-team<\/a> en <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/es\/\/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=1892023\">Pixabay<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tras el descenso del RCD Espanyol a segunda divisi\u00f3n, lleg\u00f3\u00a0el comunicado institucional de turno.\u00a0Con una escenograf\u00eda &hellip; <a title=\"\u00bfSales solo a cubrir el expediente?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" 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