{"id":8877,"date":"2024-05-20T23:21:09","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T21:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8877"},"modified":"2024-05-20T23:25:48","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T21:25:48","slug":"haces-el-ridiculo-a-lo-grande","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8877","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfHaces el rid\u00edculo a lo grande?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Juntas, en un piso de soltero, a un politoxic\u00f3mano, un pederasta y un proxeneta; \u00bfqu\u00e9 podr\u00eda salir mal? Este argumento, abocado a un final apocal\u00edptico sin retorno, seguro que ilustrar\u00eda situaciones surrelistas como las que est\u00e1 protagonizando el <strong>FC Barcelona<\/strong>. Hace semanas que el surrealismo se ha quedado corto en Can Bar\u00e7a&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despu\u00e9s del famoso y rotundo <a href=\"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=8844\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u00ab<strong>me voy<\/strong>\u00ab<\/a> con freno y marcha atr\u00e1s y, despu\u00e9s de la conjura del sushi (en la que parec\u00edan un grupo de borrachos veintea\u00f1eros, llevados por la noche, en la que decidieron aspectos cruciales del futuro del club a lo loco y sin sentido), llega la tercera entrega de la trilog\u00eda del esperpento azulgrana: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lavanguardia.com\/deportes\/fc-barcelona\/20240517\/9651535\/laporta-xavi-destitucion-barca.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u00abDigo que el club est\u00e1 econ\u00f3micamente tocado y me ense\u00f1an la puerta de salida\u00bb<\/a><\/strong>.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tal nivel supremo de  inutilidad, tanto en el banquillo como en la presidencia, me abruma. Laporta, f\u00edsica -las comidas gas a fondo van a acabar con \u00e9l, m\u00e1s pronto que tarde- y metaf\u00f3ricamente est\u00e1 a punto de estallar. 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