{"id":9610,"date":"2026-05-12T23:57:17","date_gmt":"2026-05-12T21:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=9610"},"modified":"2026-05-12T23:57:17","modified_gmt":"2026-05-12T21:57:17","slug":"ya-no-hay-marcha-atras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=9610","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfYa no hay marcha atr\u00e1s?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pensaba que uniendo, en un mismo espacio un cono, un bal\u00f3n de playa y la <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ufcespanol.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">UFC<\/a><\/strong> ten\u00edas el mejor meme de la historia sobre el <strong>Real Madrid<\/strong>. El cono, que ya mostr\u00f3 maneras como deportista, desde el d\u00eda que lleg\u00f3 al vestuario del primer equipo, se empe\u00f1\u00f3 en ser el limpiabotas infinito de Florentino, sin llegar a tener una ligera certeza de d\u00f3nde tiene a\u00fan su mano derecha e izquierda. Se ha especializado en hacer rid\u00edculos espantosos como en la reciente <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/elpais.com\/deportes\/futbol\/2026-05-09\/arbeloa-valverde-y-tchouameni-representan-muy-bien-el-real-madrid-se-merecen-que-pasemos-pagina-estoy-muy-orgulloso-de-ellos.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">rueda de prensa en la que alab\u00f3 las figuras de Valverde y Tchouameni<\/a><\/strong>, para acabar con Juanito, el paradigma del madridismo \u00abque no se equivoc\u00f3 nunca\u00bb, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZOgMIJJpRp0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">pisoteando la cabeza de Mattha\u00fcs<\/a><\/strong>; un despojo vestido de blanco.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vinicius se ha convertido en ese hazmere\u00edr, unido de por vida a un <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eldesmarque.com\/futbol\/liga-1a-division\/20260511\/rua-barcelona-szczesny-fumando-raphinha-lamine-yamal-balon-playa_18_019133391.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">bal\u00f3n de Nivea<\/a><\/strong>, con una \u00fanica, marm\u00f3rea y gran\u00edtica l\u00ednea argumental: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/as.com\/futbol\/primera\/vinicius-recuerda-al-barca-las-15-champions-del-madrid-f202605-n\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u00abTenemos 15 Champions\u00bb<\/a><\/strong>. \u00abOye, que has perdido un brazo\u00bb; \u00abpero tenemos 15 Champions\u00bb.  \u00abCorre, que viene un meterorito que acabar\u00e1 con la Tierra\u00bb;  \u00abpero tenemos 15 Champions\u00bb&#8230;   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y la pantomima del <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.20minutos.es\/deportes\/futbol\/valverde-sale-paso-niega-una-supuesta-agresion-tchouameni-fue-accidental-me-golpee-con-una-mesa_6967804_0.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">golpe con la mesa de Valverde<\/a><\/strong>, me recuerda una secuela \u00e9pica del <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sport.es\/es\/noticias\/actualidad\/santi-canizares-desvela-secretos-lesion-117574903\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">incidente Ca\u00f1izares<\/a><\/strong> en 2002 (para m\u00ed, es m\u00e1s que dudoso que se rompiera un tend\u00f3n del pie con un bote de colonia).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y cuando ya cre\u00eda haberlo visto y o\u00eddo todo, lo dinamita todo el <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.elmundo.es\/deportes\/futbol\/2026\/05\/12\/6a035f09e4d4d8d05f8b457f.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">mejor presidente de la historia<\/a><\/strong>&#8230; La suma de idiotez y egolatr\u00eda de Trump ya ha encontrado un competidor de nivel&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00bfNo paras de hacer el rid\u00edculo? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagen de <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/es\/users\/hans-2\/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=10427\">Hans<\/a> en <a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/es\/\/?utm_source=link-attribution&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=image&amp;utm_content=10427\">Pixabay<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pensaba que uniendo, en un mismo espacio un cono, un bal\u00f3n de playa y la UFC &hellip; <a title=\"\u00bfYa no hay marcha atr\u00e1s?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/deportesycomunicacion.com\/?p=9610\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00bfYa no hay marcha atr\u00e1s?<\/span>Leer m\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2735,1056,285],"class_list":["post-9610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-futbol","tag-estrategia-club","tag-futbol","tag-real-madrid"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.8.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>\u00bfYa no hay marcha atr\u00e1s?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Pensaba que uniendo, en un mismo espacio un cono, un bal\u00f3n de playa y la UFC ten\u00edas el mejor meme de la historia sobre el Real Madrid. 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